Death of a Restaurant

No setup necessary.

g: Hi there!
n: Hello.
g: There used to be a restaurant in here called the Du*** ****. Is it still here?
n: No. I'm sorry. It's been gone for about ten years, now.
g (simultaneously): Ten years, now (Gord! I hate when people do that to me).
g2: F*ck! That's f*cking wack. Ten years, really?!? I told you, man (walks away)!
g: Sorry about all the epitaphs (walks away).
n to c: Umm...wait. Did he just say 'epitaphs'?
c: Yeah.
n: I don't think he meant. That. Let me double-check (checks). Yeah. I think he meant epithet. What an @ss-hat. He just said, "Sorry for all the tombstone writings."

Laughter is had by all (both of us).